Friday, January 8, 2010

A piece of Fun

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients
to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."
 
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
 
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
 
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers.....those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."
 
 But the fifth surgeon, from Toronto , Canada shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
and the ass are interchangeable.

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